FROM THE WOBBLY TABLE ON A CEMENT BLOCK OF PWN SCENE INVESTIGATORS (Hellscream will not approve of funds to buy a new desk)

We would like to express our gratitude for the help and support you have given us. Your guild has helped us apprehend several criminals in the past months. We would never has been able to capture these criminals without your assistance.

Your moral support for officers of the LAW gives us the courage and strength we need to go out and pwn some baddies. We hope to continue to see you around. If you ever need assistance and we are on duty, do not hesitate to ask.

From your local Orgrimmar officers,
Sgt. Papagrungy
Sgt. Musha

I approve the "pay for PSI's new desk" fund!

How much should we raise?

This was nice, and It's fun to help!

FROM THE WOBBLY TABLE ON A CEMENT BLOCK OF PWN SCENE INVESTIGATORS

Unfortunately as a government run aspect of the Orgrimmar forces we are not allowed to accept donations. The Boss passed this law when our supervisor was caught taking bribes from illegal exotic meat trade runners. As wonderful as gnome and human meat may be the Boss is trying to live in harmony with the Alliance.

If you would like you could write letters of appreciation to Hellscream and suggest we get more funding, however he is likely to Bladestorm you. He is not a very cheerful fellow/ He is also quite "hands on" when drunk (Musha slapped him very hard at a Winter Veil's party once) but I digress. Saurfang is a bit more personable and the Boss is more likely to listen to his advice. Just do not mention the war, he can go on for HOURS about it.

From your local Orgrimmar officers,
Sgt. Papagrungy
Sgt. Musha

HAHAH! How do you come up with this stuff?

Lols, I like this Papagrungy character. Let's abduct him into WOT

FROM THE MORE SOLID TABLE ON A CEMENT BLOCK AND SEVERAL HOOKAH PIPES OF PWN SCENE INVESTIGATORS (Thanks Vol'jin)

Mr. Squasho, my heart and soul (and pension) are forever tied into the illustrious career of the PSI organization. Perhaps one day when I retire I may be able to join such an upstanding and fine group of Horde citizens.

This weekend Musha and I are hoping to train our new private. Of course, our lives while not on the job sometimes prevent this but we are going to attempt to make this a priority. Our new scout is fresh out of training and it is about time to get his feet wet. Let's just hope it is not a crazy night. What would be the chances that our newbie would somehow start on a night full of lak'tuk? That is about as likely as a officer losing his life on the eve of his retirement.

Aka'Magosh,
Sgt. Papagrungy
Sgt. Musha

FROM THE MORE SOLID TABLE ON A CEMENT BLOCK WITH ONE LESS HOOKAH THAN BEFORE. (Vol'jin had a poker game with the Boss, needed some "spirit guides")

I, too, want to address my appreciation for all that you do and want to express my apologies for not being able to write as often. Having only three fingers makes it extremely difficult to hold a pencil so while I may seem unappreciative I actually started writing this a week ago. Being as stressful as our job is, it's nice seeing some citizens giving us some support while we work.

We should all get together for drinks sometime. We have some awesome stories to share about Hellscream and the guys. Maybe I'll even let you in on what 'really' happened the night of the Winter Veil party where some AZJOL got a little handsy. I may be a lady officer of the LAW but I elbow drop like no other.

Atal'jang,

Sgt. Musha
Sgt. Papagrungy